I would’ve given anything to have seen this…

Federer beats Sampras in match

On Fridays, it feels extra good to laugh…

“Hate your job? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody and they meet at a bar.”
Drew Carey

 ”I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn’t want to go, because I’ve put on like a hundred pounds.”
Wendy Liebman

“My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim.”
Paula Poundstone

“A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. ‘You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?’ she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, ‘I didn’t know there were any witnesses. Now I’ll have to kill you too.”
Jake Johansen

“Relationships are hard. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’ notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.”
Bob Ettinger

do you really need to be next to me to pee?

So I definitely am the queen of pet peeves.  So many things people do or behave like drive me to the point of insanity.  Some people call me hypersensitive.  I like to say that I have a heightened awareness of the people around me in order to make the world a better and more comfortable place to live in. 

But not everyone has such an acute awareness.

Like this morning, for example, when I used the restroom.  Now, this particular restroom has several stalls.  At least six.  All empty. do you see where I am going with this?  So I go into one of them, the very last one. why is it that the next person to walk in has to occupy the one right next to me? SERIOUS?  its like when I am at the gym and there is a whole entire ROW of empty treadmills. So i pick the one in the dead center.  What happens? a person plops their stuff on the machine next to me.  Or when on the bus and there are several free seats, and one of them sits next to me.  Then you just know you are in for an interesting ride.  And it always takes every ounce of self control not to give the invader of my personal bubble a dirty look. 

I mean, I know I am extremely attractive person…but COME ON people…gimme some space.